Somewhere in the amazonian forrest
A hunter was having a rest !
When he opened his eyes
He heard dreadful cries
« Ohihohio ! Me Tarzan ! Me looking for Jane !
Me fucking trees and me having pain !”
“I’m King Kong and Cheetah has gone.
She came once home and I was not alone..."
“I’m the cat who regrets his pussycats.
I’m fed up with exploding bats”
“Where are my hens ! Where are my hens ?
I’m lost in the fens”
The hunter climbed up a rock
And saw Tarzan with the cock !
Further up in a tree
King Kong and the cat had hanky-panky
He took his rifle and shot them all dead
Nothing more to be said...
by Claude Vedder – 2007